now romney it tough -- if romney was president there is not a lot that rhymes with romney. >> no, there isn't. and i was thinking in the last few days how lucky i was that when he was born and his name willard mitt romney, that his parents didn't say well let's just call him willard, willard doesn't rhyme with anything. but m itt is okay. and fortunately a lot of them had those kind of nick name, newt, there is a little proceeds in the book that is called the title is calista gingrich, aware that her husband has cheated on and then left two women with serious illnesses tries to make light of a bad cough. (laughter) (applause) >> you knows what's nice about that? you done even need to rhyme for that, that just works. that just ultimately works. >> jon: i promote this book. and i urge people to purchase it. it is a great, and if i may say this and again a great compliment, a great stock stuffer. because it does not take am the entire stocking. >> it's kind of a toe book in a way. >> jon: stick it in the toe, dogfight, it's hilarious, on the book shelves now, the great calvin trillin. plau